Sarah.

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
"eh whatever it’ll be fine"me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

calms:

● vintage & indie blog ●

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

thotette:

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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ok yes but is that a jennifer lawrence sim

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rainflaaash:

yahoonewsuk:

This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!

"play"

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

zeroyalviking:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

Heavy Rain?