*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss